Son X (he doesn’t want me to disclose his name) was 3 years old. He’d been sitting on the toilet for some time. I wandered past to see if everything was … well … moving along ok.
The conversation ran as follows:
“Dad! Bang me on the head!”
“What?!”
“Bang me on the head!” (He slaps himself flathanded on the top of his head. “Like that.”
“I’m not going to bang you on the head, son.”
“Yes, Dad. Bang me on the head. Like that!” (Again with the self-head-slapping - whack!)
“Son, I’m not going to hit you on the head. Why do you want me to hit you on the head?”
“To make the poo come out. Just like the sauce (ketchup) bottle”
3 responses so far ↓
Hula Doula // Dec 27, 2006 at 6:28 am
LMAO At least he has some time to do some serious thinking. It’s obvious that his wheels are turning.
Pete // Dec 27, 2006 at 8:06 am
And what a great place to do it!
Like father, like son I guess
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