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Ten-word Movie Reviews:

May 11th, 2007 · 10 Comments

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Taking a leaf out my friend Markk’s book (see Five Word Coffee Shop Reviews), I thought I’d do a quick review of 3 “kids” movies I’ve seen this year + a rating…

  1. Spidey 3 - Venom will scare little children, romance will bore everyone else. (9 out of 10)
  2. Meet the Robinsons - Script written by monkeys randomly putting words together; raw sewerage. (0 out of 10)
  3. TNMT - A boys flick, great CGI and story, needed more Mikey! (7 out of 10)

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10 responses so far ↓

  • Markk // May 11, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Loved the “Meet The Robinsons” review. Is there anything more fun than reading reviews of bad movies? Yes, but you get my point.

  • themolk // May 11, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Love it. Will remain tuned for future reviews. More please.

  • themolk // May 11, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Please note the above 10 word response to your 10 word review - I can’t believe I have to point it out, but I know if I don’t, it’ll be a gem missed…

  • Pete // May 11, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Of course I didn’t miss it - I count all the words in all the comments that come in here…

    … not!!

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  • SaRz // May 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    I dunno bout that spiderman 3 review there…9 outta 10? Mmmm…Im a 7.

    Dragged on a bit long…one of my friends fell asleep for about half an hour during it and when she woke up she still knew what was going on!
    But still pretty alrite movie nonetheless.

  • Pete // May 13, 2007 at 9:36 am

    I think when you’re a guy, if there’s enough action, you just mentally edit out the boring bits. It was in Meet the Robinsons that for the first time in my life, I was literally having to stop myself nodding off throughout the last 3/4 of it.

  • Bad Dad // May 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    That frolicking animated Spider-man at the top of this post is freaking me out, man!

  • Bad Dad // May 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Wait, you guys actually get out and see movies while they are playing first run in the theaters?

    I just saw Clerks II on DVD. I’m a big fan of the original and didn’t have time to see it until now.

    Dang, I need to get a life.

  • Pete // May 15, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    Bad Dad, that animated spidey is even funnier when you find a Techno, disco or hip hop song and play it while watching.

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