Emails from Teacher

At the school my boys attend, teachers have computers in their room and have the facility to email my wife (who is Office, Building Projects and Kindergarten Manager) with updates on how the boys are doing. For some reason though, she only gets reports on Youngest Son.

Here’s just 2 from last Friday…

Sent: Friday, 15 June 2007 2:10 PM
Subject: your ‘creative’ son

Hi
I let the kids have some free time to ‘chill out’ a bit this afternoon. Your son made a bee-line for the leggo and has built the walls of Jericho (which he knocked down with a loud trumpet call) and then he built the 2 idols (the god Balak and ‘another baddy’ – as he put it) that the Israelites worshiped instead of God!………………………….

Sounding a bit Rod and/or Tod Flanders? Check out the sequel where our hero tends more toward the Bart Simpson end of the spectrum:

Sent: Friday, 15 June 2007 2:15 PM

I’ve had to put a stop to it now….he’s onto making ‘weapons’ and has tried to kill Natasha for disobeying God!….

That’s my little fanatical fundamentalist!