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This is What the Y-Chromosone Will Do to You
July 17th, 2007 · 28 Comments
Tags: What the ...??!
28 responses so far ↓
Jonathan // Jul 18, 2007 at 7:57 am
Things I’d like to see blended:
Box of baking soda and bottle of vinegar-classic mess.
A 128 color box of crayons.
A can of coke and unwrapped mentos.
themolk // Jul 18, 2007 at 10:32 am
Jonathan - you destructive, messy thing, you.
Pete - check out their website and their YouTube page - there are HEAPS. My favourite already is what they did to an iPhone. Made me cringe from the minute it was put in the damn BlendTec blender…
Pete // Jul 18, 2007 at 1:28 pm
@ TheMolk: My boys and I spent 45 minutes on both sites male-bonding over the wanton destruction of many items. Didn’t come across the i-phone though. In the credits somewhere there’s a brief shot of something giving off a lot of sparks - that’s the one I want to find!
@ The Jonathan: have you bought yourself a Blendtech blender yet? I’m itching to see some Tellytubby softtoys go in some time…
Bad Dad // Jul 18, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Waiting for “a very bloody Will It Blend.”
Tom goes mad and blends an intern.
Pete // Jul 18, 2007 at 5:08 pm
rofl! I’m waiting for something to pierce that lid and take his ear off!
When he did the rake one, it split in his hand & my son and I had a moment of “Woah, he’s gonna lose a finger … wait, no, he’s ok. Maybe next time…”
Jonathan // Jul 19, 2007 at 1:07 am
You guys are so eager for blood. If there must be blood does it have to be an intern? Or, could he go for a celebrity mix up? Perhaps Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie?
Something tells me there would be little to no blood, they would probalby just blend down to about a fifth of Jack Daniels and an half kilo of pure columbian.
Jonathan // Jul 19, 2007 at 4:30 am
Noooooo…! How could he do that to Bumblebee?
Just saw him transform the transformers.
themolk // Jul 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
Seriously, I would PAY them to blend Paris AND Lindsay AND Nicole AND Posh. They’d be doing a community service.
To be fair Jonathan, it would all blend down to nothing - air, and not much else. Maybe some expensive bling.
Pete // Jul 19, 2007 at 8:52 am
“could he go for a celebrity mix up? Perhaps Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie?” - Jonathan, this has turned nasty … and I love it!
Themolk, I agree with you AND Jonathan. It’d be the same as blending 3 inflated balloons - coupled with the smell of Jack Daniels … and a puff of white.
When did this Daddy blog turn into a celebrity-bashing blog?
Pete // Jul 19, 2007 at 8:56 am
Oh, and the Transformers thing? No one who’d seen the movie could do that to Bumblebee. That’s just heartless…
Hold on, does anyone else see the irony here? We’re hurt by the crushing of a fictional character but the prospect of blending 3 real live people makes us laugh. No one else sees the problem? Oh, ok, moving on…
Jonathan // Jul 19, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I think it has to do with their contributions to society. Bumblebee helped save the planet from the evil forces of the Decepticons. Those girls are the Decepticons and their bent on destroying our daughters values.
I wouldn’t say this Daddy blog has moved into celebrity bashing. It’s just our natural protective instinct getting coupled with curiosity and a must fix the problem attitude. This is 100% father stuff.
Jonathan // Jul 19, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Oops, the teacher in me has to correct an error I made. Typed “their bent on destroying” , ment to type “they’re bent on destroying.”
Pete // Jul 20, 2007 at 10:29 am
“Ment”?
But seriously, I see the metaphor and I agree. Great point!
Jonathan // Jul 20, 2007 at 1:25 pm
“Ment”?
Gold Star for you Pete. I “meant” to have a typo while correcting my improper use of “their”, “there”, and “they’re”. It was a test to see who’s really reading my comments.
Err…okay, I can’t really cover this one up can I? Then at least let me shift the blame to my first grade spelling teacher.
themolk // Jul 23, 2007 at 9:36 am
…you people… carnt yu c that their going to do that near they’re anyway? PUH-lease… keep up, you two…
I don’t know what that all means… AUTOBOTS RULE!
Pete // Jul 23, 2007 at 1:41 pm
lol, I’m glad you 2 are enjoying yourselves.
themolk // Jul 24, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Wouldn’t you prefer we did it here in a supervised environment and not out on the street or in some crack den? It’s much more hygenic…
Pete // Jul 24, 2007 at 7:29 pm
I dunno, mate. You’re making an awful mess of my website!
themolk // Jul 25, 2007 at 1:38 pm
PUH-lease… like YOUR website is all about YOU…
…oh…
Pete // Jul 25, 2007 at 2:01 pm
lol. You make me think of part of Steve Biddulph’s men’s issues stuff. He says that many men have no masculine space in their home, no space that’s theires. Their bedroom is feminised, the rest of the house is largely feminised, the kids run rampant through everything.
Maybe this is my masculine space, my space (sounds familiar!). If it is, then to hell with it, make as much mess as you want!
Markk // Jul 25, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Blending light sticks. That is inspired I tell you. Inspired! Appeals to the deconstructivist in us all, I’m sure.
All we need now is for them to blend a cat …
themolk // Jul 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
…I don’t think the cat would glow as nicely…
Pete // Jul 26, 2007 at 11:15 am
I’m sure we could combine the two. It can’t be that hard to make a cat glow.
SaRz // Jul 27, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Ohhh I so want to try doing that!
Just the glow sticks I mean…
But it says ‘Do Not Try This At Home’
I must find somewhere else then…or someone else’s kitchen…
Pete // Jul 28, 2007 at 11:06 am
Go to Markk’s - or his brothers’ place I should say because he’s currently imposing himself upon their hospitality - I’ve seen that kitchen. You couldn’t make it any messier and would probably find some interesting things to blend!
Mad Cow // Aug 1, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Oh, thanks very much you lot.
As if I wasn’t so terrified living in a house full of boys already.
BBS - just off to lie in the foetal position for a bit ……
Pete // Aug 1, 2007 at 1:32 pm
As long as you don’t let them near the kitchen appliances, you should be fine.
Mad Cow // Aug 1, 2007 at 1:40 pm
but then … who will cook for me!
(off to foetal position again - hehehehe)
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