According to Busy Mom, these rules of engagement with teenagers will enable you to avoid their wrathful vengeance. That’s a good thing for any parent of adolescents. Here’s the first 3; for the rest you’ll have to travel over to the orginal post and view the stone tablets for yourself…

1. Thou shalt not make any small talk with random strangers in line at the grocery, for this shall affect the teen’s reputation in a negative way.

2. Remember thou art for transportation and money purposes only. Any other attempts at relevancy shall affect the teen’s reputation in a negative way.

3. Thou shalt not attempt to engage guest teens riding in thou’s vehicle in either verbal or eye contact, yet, thou shall neither be totally quiet in said vehicle, either, for thou shall be deemed “weird”, and, this shall affect the teen’s reputation in a negative way.