Well, maybe this is not the right one to follow up yesterday’s post about the Church of Stop Shopping anti-consumerism movement. Still I got a chuckle out of finding this stuff, if not buying it…
If you’re starting your wish list now, these are genuine products available to put under your tree…
Mmm, toilet lollies…
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Nerd toys! (”Amazing push-button shushing action!” oooo!)
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Just in case you’re missing school on your holiday, young one. [Me? I'm feeling queasy.]
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Why not?
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Because all children dream of having OCD! I know I did…
14 responses so far ↓
themolk // Dec 14, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Slingshot Monkey - now THAT’S cool…
Pete // Dec 14, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Gotta get monkey…
Mate, you didn’t muck around! I just posted.
Hey, enjoyed lunch today mate, it was great to meet a celebrity like The Molk in person! Enjoy Spamalot tomorrow, you lucky lucky …
michmolk // Dec 14, 2007 at 9:26 pm
An OCD Action Figure…what the???
April Groves // Dec 15, 2007 at 3:59 am
Too funny
I vote for the OCD!
Bill // Dec 15, 2007 at 7:34 am
I want a slingshot monkey. Must get sling shot Monkey. You’ll put your eye out kid. I don’t care.
themolk // Dec 15, 2007 at 9:27 am
Bill, I’m with you. Turn up at work/school after the holidays with an eye patch on…
“What happened to you?”
“Slingshot monkey.”
Explains everything.
Pete - had the opportunity, so why not comment. Thanks again for lunch - it was great to meet you too! We must do it again… soon…
themolk // Dec 16, 2007 at 8:30 am
As a final addendum, I got two flying cows for the kids from Spamalot last night… brilliant!
Pete // Dec 16, 2007 at 1:30 pm
How cool is that!
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nancy // Dec 20, 2007 at 12:51 am
what is wrong with you people??? I think these are wonderful and creative gift ideas!!!!!! I WANT ONE OF EACH————–
Andi W. // Dec 20, 2007 at 1:43 am
OMG - I have a slingshot monkey! LOL!
Pete // Dec 20, 2007 at 8:12 am
Yes, Nancy, I can just see you in the Ladies room at work applying your lip gloss…
Andi, it is a joy we share but other non-monkeyfied people out there will just not understand. Semper fi!
Annika // Dec 21, 2007 at 3:04 am
I use to sell those slingshot monkey- what they don’t tell you is that every time they fly through the air, they make a screeching sound…. they are cooler when you take their voice box out. They also come in pink fur with a purple cape.
Pete // Dec 21, 2007 at 8:14 am
C’mon, I love the screechy sound, it really makes the experience all the richer!
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