On the 3rd Day of Christmas… WIERD GIFTS!
December 14, 2007
Filed under Distractions
Well, maybe this is not the right one to follow up yesterday’s post about the Church of Stop Shopping anti-consumerism movement. Still I got a chuckle out of finding this stuff, if not buying it…
If you’re starting your wish list now, these are genuine products available to put under your tree…


Mmm, toilet lollies…
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Nerd toys! (”Amazing push-button shushing action!” oooo!)

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Just in case you’re missing school on your holiday, young one. [Me? I'm feeling queasy.]
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Why not?
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Because all children dream of having OCD! I know I did…



Slingshot Monkey - now THAT’S cool…
Gotta get monkey…
Mate, you didn’t muck around! I just posted.
Hey, enjoyed lunch today mate, it was great to meet a celebrity like The Molk in person! Enjoy Spamalot tomorrow, you lucky lucky …
An OCD Action Figure…what the???
Too funny
I vote for the OCD!
I want a slingshot monkey. Must get sling shot Monkey. You’ll put your eye out kid. I don’t care.
Bill, I’m with you. Turn up at work/school after the holidays with an eye patch on…
“What happened to you?”
“Slingshot monkey.”
Explains everything.
Pete - had the opportunity, so why not comment. Thanks again for lunch - it was great to meet you too! We must do it again… soon…
As a final addendum, I got two flying cows for the kids from Spamalot last night… brilliant!
How cool is that!
[...] 3rd Day Weird Gifts [...]
what is wrong with you people??? I think these are wonderful and creative gift ideas!!!!!! I WANT ONE OF EACH————–
OMG - I have a slingshot monkey! LOL!
Yes, Nancy, I can just see you in the Ladies room at work applying your lip gloss…
Andi, it is a joy we share but other non-monkeyfied people out there will just not understand. Semper fi!
I use to sell those slingshot monkey- what they don’t tell you is that every time they fly through the air, they make a screeching sound…. they are cooler when you take their voice box out. They also come in pink fur with a purple cape.
C’mon, I love the screechy sound, it really makes the experience all the richer!