Comments on: A few Dad Jokes that your Kids May (or may not) Like

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:43:43 +0000

Don’t encourage us, James… Alright one more then…

“See that cemetary? That’s the dead centre of town!”

I love DadSquad’s definition of a Dad joke: to qualify it can’t really be funny in the first place and then gets LESS funny the more it’s repeated. (Which rules out Molk’s efforts above, because they are funny).

So do you get it? Dead centre? ‘Cause its a cemetary! Hilarious…

By: james

james — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:41:57 +0000

do you have eny moor jokes

By: Pete

Pete — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:33:00 +0000

A Dad who laughs at his own jokes?!

I can’t imagine such a thing, Alexandra!

Thanks for visiting.

By: alexandra robertson

alexandra robertson — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:50:24 +0000

these j0kes are funny they rermind me of my history teacher mr evens at pacific hills christian school my dad also cracks heaps of these jokes out accasinally it usally takes me a couple of mins to understand it because he is trying to tell it inbetween his laughter. happy fathers day to all the dads out their have a good one.

By: Bad Dad » Blog Archive » Jokes To Tell Your Kids

Bad Dad » Blog Archive » Jokes To Tell Your Kids — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 17:18:03 +0000

[...] Read more Dad Jokes at Freaked Out Fathers [...]

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:34:23 +0000

Alright you’ve got the next post organised for me…

By: Mad Cow

Mad Cow — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:50:50 +0000

Ah the inevitable Dad Joke. Was wondering when you were gonna get around to these ….

LOL

My DH’s fave is, when you drive past a cemetary “there’s the dead centre of *insert name of town you are driving through here*”

He gets really annoyed, however, when I get in before him. He thinks I’m trying to be funny.

I’m really trying to shut him up

Chef Dad Jokes are pretty good too….

“How’s your chicken? Mines fowl (foul)”

Bloody hilarious! (Excuse me while I shoot myself for a moment, won’t you?)

Oh, and “Who pea’d on the floor?” (when the peas roll of the plate, or are thrown by a 4yo, and who in their right mind give their 4yo peas anyway? Is it dads who just wanna get a joke in?)

Thanks, Pete, might extend my DH’s repertior of jokes for about 5 mins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:55:16 +0000

The latest one I received from my 7 year-old this morning is as follows.

Q. What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A. A lawn-moo-er

I find this funny because cows DO eat grass, so it’s kinda like “Shouldnt the answer be ‘cow’?”

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:53:44 +0000

All part of the service, my friend. What you’ve described paints a very funny picture.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:31:05 +0000

Pete, my students are very upset at you for this post and especially for the sound effects. I’ve been calling kids up to the desk all day to tell them a joke followed by the appropriate sound effect.

I’m not sure if the effects will ever get old.

Thank you, so much!