On the 3rd Day of Christmas… WIERD GIFTS!

December 14, 2007

Filed under Books & Gifts, Distractions

Well, maybe this is not the right one to follow up yesterday’s post about the Church of Stop Shopping anti-consumerism movement. Still I got a chuckle out of finding this stuff, if not buying it…

 If you’re starting your wish list now, these are genuine products available to put under your tree…

Mmm, toilet lollies…

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Nerd toys! (”Amazing push-button shushing action!” oooo!)

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Just in case you’re missing school on your holiday, young one. [Me? I'm feeling queasy.]

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Why not?

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Because all children dream of having OCD! I know I did…

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  1. themolk on December 14th, 2007 5:23 pm

    Slingshot Monkey – now THAT’S cool…

  2. Pete on December 14th, 2007 5:24 pm

    Gotta get monkey…

    Mate, you didn’t muck around! I just posted.

    Hey, enjoyed lunch today mate, it was great to meet a celebrity like The Molk in person! Enjoy Spamalot tomorrow, you lucky lucky …

  3. michmolk on December 14th, 2007 9:26 pm

    An OCD Action Figure…what the???

  4. April Groves on December 15th, 2007 3:59 am

    Too funny :) I vote for the OCD!

  5. Bill on December 15th, 2007 7:34 am

    I want a slingshot monkey. Must get sling shot Monkey. You’ll put your eye out kid. I don’t care.

  6. themolk on December 15th, 2007 9:27 am

    Bill, I’m with you. Turn up at work/school after the holidays with an eye patch on…

    “What happened to you?”

    “Slingshot monkey.”

    Explains everything.

    Pete – had the opportunity, so why not comment. Thanks again for lunch – it was great to meet you too! We must do it again… soon…

  7. themolk on December 16th, 2007 8:30 am

    As a final addendum, I got two flying cows for the kids from Spamalot last night… brilliant!

  8. Pete on December 16th, 2007 1:30 pm

    How cool is that!

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  10. nancy on December 20th, 2007 12:51 am

    what is wrong with you people??? I think these are wonderful and creative gift ideas!!!!!! I WANT ONE OF EACH————–

  11. Andi W. on December 20th, 2007 1:43 am

    OMG – I have a slingshot monkey! LOL!

  12. Pete on December 20th, 2007 8:12 am

    Yes, Nancy, I can just see you in the Ladies room at work applying your lip gloss… ;)

    Andi, it is a joy we share but other non-monkeyfied people out there will just not understand. Semper fi!

  13. Annika on December 21st, 2007 3:04 am

    I use to sell those slingshot monkey- what they don’t tell you is that every time they fly through the air, they make a screeching sound…. they are cooler when you take their voice box out. They also come in pink fur with a purple cape.

  14. Pete on December 21st, 2007 8:14 am

    C’mon, I love the screechy sound, it really makes the experience all the richer! :)

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