On the 6th Day of Christmas…
December 17, 2007
Filed under Activities & Holidays
Dads, got lot’s of I’m-gonna-be-stuck-in-a-confined-space-with-bored-kids time coming at ya fast? Need more activities and ideas than you can shake a holly-branch at?
You need to visit Black Dog, my friend. Depending on the age of your kids (and their interests), there’s got to be something here to save your bacon, whether it’s a puzzle that you race them to finish – or a lame joke that will send them fleeing from your presence screaming so you and the missus can have some alone time.
That reminds me:
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.
… Hey, where ya goin’? Come back!
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BREAKING NEWS: Got an early Christmas present today: my very own slingshot monkey!!!!!!! Tried to get footage, camera broke down, more news at 11.
Now you need a camera for Christmas Pete!
Really if you want to have the kids run far, far away then just start singing to them from the Christmas Carols for the Disturbed songbook
My favourite is, for those with Multiple Personality Disorder — “We Three Kings Disoriented Are”
Check out some of the others at http://christmasjokes.wordpress.com/2007/10/11/christmas-carols-for-the-disturbed-2/
I think we fixed it. We’ll try it out on making a Slingshot Monkey commercial or something equally inane.
And Leah, you have made my year with this link!!
Yeah but we have two slingshot cows!!!
Can’t get enough slingshot any animal, for mine…
I hope those cows will feature on vlog soon.
Whoa….whoa….you got a slingshot monkey?! you lucky SOB. You must post evidence….