Obscure Lightbulb Jokes

March 11th, 2008 · No Comments

I cleaned up Great Circle this week. As in, I took out the obscure and “unprofessional” content. And seeing as THIS blog is intentionally obscure and unprofessional, I’ll simply transplant some of it over here.

Like these riddles from a week where I had way to much time on my hands in early 2006…

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.

[That one's for Dr Who fans only]

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.

Tags: Dad Jokes · What will become of us?

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