Vacation, Vacation, Vacation
January 13, 2010
Filed under Activities & Holidays
Sigh. Well, I’m freshly back from 5-day road trip with my two boys. (My long-suffering wife kept working, enduring lonely nights at home with nothing to keep her happy but having the TV, the bed, the popcorn all to herself. Poor thing.)
Most important lesson I learned from this trip was not to pack too much in.
Second most important, boys eating lots of junk food and being cooped up together in a car and motel rooms = lots of farts – live with it.
Third most important was, if you’ve travelling to another city, get a real map. a handful of google map print-offs won’t do. Canberra is the most bizarrely laid out city on earth. You literally drive in circles, under one cross streett and over the next until you are heading in the opposite direction you think you are. In fact, oldest son came up with the best advice: “Dad, just drive opposite to what you think.” It worked…
Anyhoo. It was definitely worthwhile, and I’m so glad I took the time out to do it, and grateful to the wife for helping me plan accomodation etc. Left to me, we’d be doing the Mary and Joseph thing, roaming around a town after dark looking for an inn…
Without boring you with anecdotes and too many slides, here’s some photos…

Youngest Son (pretty much the only Aldin willing to be photographed). Here you see said youngster posing by a vehicle of destruction at our War Museum in Canberra, probably dreaming about hotwiring it…

This is one of the amazing sets of models at the Museum depicting famous scenes from the Great War. Absolutely breathtaking.

Constable Pete putting his son in the tree-trunk jail for farting in the car.


I did not know farting in the car was a jailable offense in Australia! Glad you had fun.
It’s not an offense in the US?
No, its an obligation on any road trip.