Which do you despise more?

Flat Coke
Warm beer
Cold coffee
Any form of herbal tea

So which is it?

A dentist with bad breath?
A masseuse/chiropracter with cold hands?
A short order cook or sandwich maker with a runny nose?
A taxi driver who won’t shut up when you’re trying to chill out or get some work done in the back o’ the taxi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUDR9RckfEU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7f0ne6queE

 
Continuing our new segment: I give you 2 or 3 choices and you tell me which you think is worse and WHY.
This one is really really classy.
Here’s this Wednesday’s choices…

Changing a dirty nappy (diaper) [and I mean dirty!]
Having a baby vomit “milk” on your shirt

Mad Cow recently posted on the subject of literality. Her post even contains violence, so it’s a good read for us males. This was my comment on her post:
I get what you say about literality. I love the word. I have to warn you: this gets worse as they get older and gets melded to [...]