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Obscure Lightbulb Jokes

March 11th, 2008 · No Comments

I cleaned up Great Circle this week. As in, I took out the obscure and “unprofessional” content. And seeing as THIS blog is intentionally obscure and unprofessional, I’ll simply transplant some of it over here.

Like these riddles from a week where I had way to much time on my hands in early 2006…

Q: How many jugglers [...]

Tags: Dad Jokes · What will become of us?

Flower girl?

July 25th, 2007 · 2 Comments

She has a head for flower arranging…
(Sorry - Dad joke!)

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Dad Punners’ Society

June 28th, 2007 · 13 Comments

 Ok, this post’s title is a really bad word-play on Dead Poets’ Society, but then that makes the point of this post nicely. Fathers have a really really bad habit of using puns to appear clever, squeeze a laugh from our kids, or bond with others.
 
Eventually, the puns begin to become embarrassingly bad (or tired) and yet we don’t [...]

Tags: Annoying Behaviour · Dad Jokes

A few Dad Jokes that your Kids May (or may not) Like

June 22nd, 2007 · 8 Comments

It’s just as the title says, though now this is version 2.0 of the post. I’ve now added two soundfiles you can play at will as you read these jokes and the ones in the comments section. You can’t have jokes without these:
Bad Joke Sound
Cool Joke Sound
1. What happened to the butcher who sat on [...]

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