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WARNING: Gratuitous toilet humor ahead. Proceed at own risk.
When I was a boy, the word “fart” was a very naughty swear word in middle-class suburban Melbourne. Now it’s joined such words as crap and damn in being a mild form of swearin’.
What’s more, when I were young, farts were most definitely not funny - to [...]

Scanning my fave blogs today, I came across this gem of a story from Genuine - WARNING:This is not for the squeamish or those eating anything that looks like chocolate. Link-clickers click at their own risik…
After reading the anecdote, I got to thinking. I KNOW how a woman would deal with this situation: quickly, expiditiously (just [...]

Thanks to Markk for this one (that’s right thrillseekers - Mark with 2 k’s!). Sure it’s lowering the tone of this family blog to direct you to this link, but what the hey! It will make every other post I present look classy by comparison.
This is one of those products that it’s hard to believe is [...]

Son X (he doesn’t want me to disclose his name) was 3 years old. He’d been sitting on the toilet for some time. I wandered past to see if everything was … well … moving along ok.
The conversation ran as follows:
“Dad! Bang me on the head!”
“What?!”
“Bang me on the head!” (He slaps himself flathanded on the [...]