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On the 5th Day of Christmas … MORE WIERD GIFTS!

December 16th, 2007 · 3 Comments

More gifts for Christmas … if you’re struggling for ideas ….

What’s that you say? Something about “bottom of the barrell”? Oh, no there’s worse than that…
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My kids would do it. Don’t tell me yours wouldn’t!
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Who made these action figures? Weren’t they ever children??
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You think that’s tasteless? How about this next one for a finale?
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At $13.95 [...]

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On the 3rd Day of Christmas… WIERD GIFTS!

December 14th, 2007 · 14 Comments

Well, maybe this is not the right one to follow up yesterday’s post about the Church of Stop Shopping anti-consumerism movement. Still I got a chuckle out of finding this stuff, if not buying it…
 If you’re starting your wish list now, these are genuine products available to put under your tree…

Mmm, toilet lollies…
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Nerd toys! (”Amazing [...]

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Now that’s Anal Retentive!

October 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments


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Zombie Brings Out Best in Children

September 17th, 2007 · 13 Comments

You know, being a Dad is so counter-intuitive at times. It’s like: do the opposite of what “should” work and you’ll get the effect you wanted but weren’t actually trying to get at the time. (The whole counter-intuitive thing is why I called my business Great Circle, but that’s another story). 
Act like an adult and your [...]

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Dental Braces are the New Black

August 14th, 2007 · 11 Comments

I took Oldest Son to the Dentist this morning. I was not looking forward to it. Last year we spent $4000 on Youngest Son’s teeth, at only 7 years of age.
Yes, I did say thousand. Four of them!
So it was with great relief that I heard the Dentist say to Oldest Son ”You’ve done a great job of [...]

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You Can Put as Much Spin as You Like on It, But the Cat’s Still Responsible.

August 1st, 2007 · 9 Comments

Most of us know that cats are evil.
Meet Oscar (see his police mugshot left). Oscar has evolved a step beyond the cliched Cat Burgler. He’s become (perhaps) the world’s first Cat Murderer. That’s the opinion of this Daddy Blogger anyway. “What’s the story?” you ask?
Let me first explain where I came across this mass-murdering moggy…
 Laura Young [...]

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